Every economy that is rich today became rich by burning things. Coal built Manchester and the Ruhr; oil built Detroit and, later, Shenzhen. The carbon those economies released over two centuries is now warming the planet, and the institutions of the developed world have responded by constructing an elaborate architecture of climate finance, carbon accounting, and conditional lending aimed at preventing the rest of the world from repeating the journey. Africa, which produced almost none of the emissions now driving climate change, finds itself on the receiving end of this architecture in a particularly acute form: development finance increasingly arrives bundled with expectations about energy mix, emissions trajectories, and fossil fuel use that no currently wealthy nation was ever asked to meet at a comparable stage of its own development. This paper examines that asymmetry directly. It traces the historical emissions record, situates Africa's negligible contribution within it, and asks what it means that the continent is nonetheless being asked to bear a disproportionate share of the adjustment. It engages seriously with the 'leapfrogging' argument, the claim that Africa can skip the fossil-fuel stage entirely, and finds it more attractive in seminar rooms than in the capital-intensive reality of industrial energy demand. It also examines two instruments that frame much of this debate at the level of metrics and policy: the carbon tax, as both a domestic and an increasingly transnational instrument through mechanisms like carbon border adjustments, and the ecological footprint concept, which measures consumption rather than production and tells an uncomfortable story about who is actually responsible for planetary overshoot. The paper does not argue that climate change is unreal, nor that Africa should be exempt from environmental responsibility. It argues something more specific: that the current architecture of climate conditionality, whatever its declared rationale, functions as a ceiling on African industrial ambition, and that African policymakers, scholars, and negotiators need a vocabulary for naming this ceiling precisely, so that the continent's energy future is decided through negotiation rather than through quiet acquiescence to terms it had no part in writing.