On 15 April 2023, war broke out in Khartoum between the Sudanese Armed Forces (SAF) and the Rapid Support Forces (RSF). Ground access closed. Satellites kept watching. I fuse nine free data sources — Sentinel-1 SAR, Sentinel-2 optical imagery, VIIRS night-time lights, MODIS vegetation indices, Landsat surface temperature, NASA FIRMS active fires, ACLED and UCDP conflict events, and OpenStreetMap buildings — to measure what the war did to a city of five million people. I process all satellite data in Google Earth Engine and all event data in Python. Four results stand out. First, night-time lights collapsed by 65-67% and stayed down. The trajectory has three phases: a one-month crash of 40%, a slow further decline into 2025, and a first year-on-year upturn in late 2025, after the SAF retook the city — still about 66% below pre-war levels. Second, vegetation barely moved. The area-mean NDVI change is only -0.009, and the seasonal cycle runs through the war untouched; decline concentrates in 8.4% of pixels, mostly along the Nile farm belt. Lights and vegetation decoupled: the war switched off the city while the ecosystem kept running. Third, SAR backscatter dropped by more than 3 dB over 7.8% of the area, a pattern consistent with structural damage — but a distance-stratification test finds no significant concentration of backscatter loss near recorded battle sites (p = 0.56), so I keep the causal language careful. Fourth, two independent conflict-event datasets disagree on scale (5,496 vs. 245 events in the aligned window) yet agree on rhythm (r = 0.60). I report every method variant, including the null results, and I close with a practical guide that maps each observation target to the band and computation that serve it best. The pipeline is free, reproducible, and built to transfer to other conflicts.